[NeXus]

shows † Huge crossover - everything, anime and non. Check the disclaimer to see what is involved.

genre † Satire, lampoon, humor, parody, cynical, nonsense, crossover

warnings † Graphic violence, language, implied sex, yaoi, yuri, hetero, orgies, penguins, drug use, the merciless slaughter of all people regard sacred, things-what-offend, stupid people. The people about whom your mother warned. In short: you will probably find something that offends you.

spoilers † Everywhere

started † December 19, 2003

updated † February 22, 2004

Every anime / other medium deemed worthy has been crammed into one huge universe: the NeXus. Hence, the misadventures commence. Regard everything with irreverence. It is utter nonsense. It is so irrelevant that it is relevant. It is sarcastic. Lampoon everything. Mix all works into one huge catastrophe. Nothing is sacred. It is the most utterly nonsensical fic ever. It makes so much sense that it does not make any sense at all.

It is difficult to encompass the flavor and irony of this fic in a summary. It is a story composed of multiple little stories and adventures that lampoon, skewer, and rape every anime stereotype and archetype with the characters we have all come to know and love. It also does the aforementioned defacing-actions to the other shows I love (and some that I hate). Catch references. This is the product of the fact that I hurt the things I love the most.

[author's notes / history]
[the formidable and otherwise huge disclaimer]

[full Microsoft Word document]

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[particle 01: a monk and a vampire]
[particle 02: tradition. matchmaker. vodka.]
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[particle 04: the chaotic state of normal causality]
[particle 05: the grail and the salamander]
[particle 06: closer to god]